tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78889952024-03-13T08:47:31.886+05:30Thinking CrampsThinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.comBlogger214125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-20718619644688497272019-07-12T17:41:00.001+05:302019-07-12T17:41:17.618+05:30A case for plucking flowers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The man squatted on the narrow pavement. He was digging angrily at a patch of soil that had refused to yield shrubbery, let alone flowers on this roundabout – designed to look pretty while also controlling traffic coming off the busy highway. The rest of the garden was blooming with flower trees, the white champas fragrant and stark against the springy green leaves, the yellow oleanders bright as the sun, the roses blushing pink and red.</div>
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Just this patch, this stubborn patch,<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"> had stayed dry. He was determined to coax shoots out of the challenging soil. Sweat trickled lazily down his back, soaking his vest. It was still early, and he wanted to be done before the sun rose higher and made it even harder to work.</span></div>
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He heard footsteps. Peering through the shrub, he could see on the other side gnarled feet in blue rubber chappals. Striped pyjamas. A scruffy vest. An early morning, just-woken thief with a plastic bag in hand! The gardener sprang to his feet. “You! No plucking flowers here!”</div>
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The thief, who hadn’t noticed the gardener behind shrub, was caught off guard but stood his ground. It’s for my pooja, it’s for god,” he said defiantly.</div>
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“God doesn’t need your flowers! He created them!” said the gardener, aggressively placing his soil-streaked hands on his hips. His shirt parted and his Hanuman medallion glinted in the morning light. “Go away! They’ll stay on this plant as long as God wants them there.”</div>
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The man backed away and went off. The gardener knew he’d fill his plastic bag at an unguarded stretch of the flower beds he tended between there and the next red light. He shrugged and got back to work.</div>
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A while later, he spied across from him a flash of red. Through the shrubs he glimpsed again a pair of chappals. This time red, too-big for the little feet in them. Thin legs, a frayed, once-white frock ending well below the knee, an eager face, and sunbleached untidy hair in a ponytail.</div>
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“What?” he demanded, not needing to stand up to make eye contact with the little waif.</div>
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“I want a flower.”</div>
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“Go away, no plucking flowers!”</div>
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“Uncle, please,” she wheedled.</div>
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“What do you want it for?! I’m telling you no!”</div>
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He resumed his work. But the feet stayed. He looked at her. “I want to put a flower in my ponytail.”</div>
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A long pause. The gardener stood up. He crossed over the shrub carefully, stared at her for a while, wiped his hands on his handkerchief and asked “which one do you want?”</div>
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-78502363792009936882018-10-09T09:29:00.000+05:302018-10-09T09:29:00.738+05:30Where do I go from here? <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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यह कहाँ आ गए हम?</div>
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और इस अनजाने मोड़ पर तुम मुझे छोड़ के मत जाओ! ज़रा मेरे बारे में भी सोचो। जब तुमने मेरा साथ माँगा था, मैंने तुम से सच बोला था - कि आगे का रास्ता मुझे नही पता। तुमने मुझे तसल्ली दी थी, हिम्मत दी थी कि तुम सम्भाल लोगी। तुमने कहा था “वह तुम मुझ पर छोड़ दो।” तभी मैं चल पड़ा। हवा में तुम्हारे बाल उड़ रहे थे। रास्ता हसीन था या यह मेरी ग़लतफ़हमी थी?</div>
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जो भी हो, अब तुमने अपनी मर्ज़ी से साथ छोड़ दिया। बोला “बस! और आगे मत निकल जाना।”</div>
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और तुम मुड़ के भी नहीं देख रही हो। मैं खो गया हूँ। समझ नहीं आता आगे कहाँ जाऊँ। वापस जाऊँ तो कैसे?!</div>
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अरे मैडम, यह रिक्शा बोरिवली का है। बांद्रा में गुमाने से पहले थोड़ा सोच लेती तो अच्छा होता।</div>
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-42197118472267475622018-10-05T18:13:00.003+05:302018-10-05T18:13:42.642+05:30The sea <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I like to believe that the sea waits for me all night. It flirts with the moonshine, surging and receding, keeping its secrets, where it’s been and where it’s going. And when the moon finally gives up and turns away in a sulk, the sun creeps out, winking at the sea and making it blush.</div>
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Then, as light takes over my little corner of the world, it’s my turn to wake up. My eyes hurry past the tall, gently swaying coconut trees and tall buildings beyond my window, to catch that first morning glimpse of the sea. We say hello without words. There are some bad days when it’s a muddy, gloomy, silty presence, resentful of the world. Some days, it’s more zen -- one with the sky, it reassures me with its dully gleaming, calm surface seamlessly blending with the horizon. Other days, it stands fiercely apart, unmistakably separate, burning blue, glittering and brimming over with excitement, irresistible and dangerous at the same time. And it reminds me to choose – who do I want to be today?</div>
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When I’m at work, the sea waits patiently again. I raise my head and rub my eyes, immersed in a slab of writing that needs sharpening – sometimes through blows of a hammer, at others, little nudges with a chisel. And the sea waves at me from afar, reminding me of all the things that will outlive this day, that will outlive me.</div>
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It’s oddly reassuring to be reminded how small I am.</div>
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-1439016606763385672016-09-19T17:34:00.001+05:302016-09-19T17:44:13.955+05:30A send-off<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
She caressed the still, gnarled face lovingly. Trying to hug what little was visible. The body was on the bier, wrapped in a favourite, bright saree it'd found too few occasions to wear, until today. So she couldn't put her arms around her sister like she'd always done when they met and again when they parted. This time was the last. And she squatted next to the unmoving body of her live wire, funny, loving, gossip-loving, chocolate-loving, loyal didi. Bending forward at an angle her own 80 year old body would have otherwise found impossible, she kissed the face again and again.<br />
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Finally all alone in the world. And finally waiting for her turn to come. <br />
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A neighbour passed away last evening. I believe she died without any fuss. 82 years old. A cancer survivor. A widow who lived alone, with just her maid for company. Once part of a joint family of 9 siblings and their families - she died quietly of a massive heart attack, alone in her bed.<br />
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I didn't know her. I'd see her downstairs with her walker - an inquisitive, fierce-looking old lady. She'd only soften at the sight of my little girl. But she never spoke, and just half nodded at my mumbled greetings.<br />
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I got to know through the building guard, and then saw a scrawled notice announcing that people could go to the flat this morning to pay their respects, before they took the body away for cremation. So I went. Work deadlines crowded my mind, my phone buzzed discreetly with office numbers - all busy on a Monday morning. But I stole some time off.<br />
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Her sons were around, and I think a daughter, and they were done crying, calm and compliant now with the Kashmiri priest who was giving instructions to them in Hindi, chanting verses in Sanskrit, and ordering around the helpers in Marathi. Other ladies from our building were there, red-eyed, but in control. They'd known her for 40 years. But the sister - wizened, shrunken, mottled, arthritic - how she wept. Unrestrained. Unquiet. Inconsolable. She made me cry too. For a woman I never really spoke to. Or maybe I was crying for her, the one left behind. Or maybe I was crying for myself. For the good-byes I've said. And the ones I know I will say some day.<br />
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-7980473183286147882015-08-15T16:38:00.002+05:302015-08-15T16:38:42.164+05:30A moment<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It was a national holiday. His feet beat a rhythm on the moist streets. The waves of the Arabian Sea rushed in and out, misting over the man as he ran at a steady pace along the promenade. This was his worship, once a week. A break from sitting in meetings, in cabs, in the office. He was mindful of all around him. Music poured into his ears and through his body, and he upped or eased his pace in sync with each song as it surprised him. The sky held on to traces of the dark, but the sun was ribboning through the dark clouds. Birds flew in flocks, formations intact as they dipped, rose, turned, following tunes of their own.<br />
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A rumble of thunder warned him too late of sudden rain. The white noise of the downpour cocooned him. The houses of the rich hazed over to his right, and the waves took on the deep grey of the clouds that had, temporarily, won over the tentative sunshine. He was disappointed at the intrusion. He was in his stride, running at the right pace so it hardly seemed an effort - his feet flying off the concrete in turns, small drops of water flecking his calves as he continued despite the rain.<br />
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But he had to stop to protect his phone. Needed shelter as he paused to put it away from the rain. He was on a naked promenade, with stingy palm trees his only hope. And then he saw, through the rain, a Maruti Van with the hatch of its boot open. That would do, he thought, and sped up.<br />
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He drew closer and ducked under the hood - hunching over to wipe his face and hands before reaching for his phone. In that brief moment he saw the elderly driver of the van. He was working his prayer beads, his lips moving and his eyes fixed on the distance. The drenched breeze surged in toward both the men. The runner felt like he was intruding on a deeply private moment. As the thought crossed his mind, the driver opened his eyes and motioned, "sit".<br />
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The runner refused with thanks but the rain probably drowned out his words. He had, with the ease of practice, moved his phone from his wet pocket into the pouch wrapped like a belt at his waist. The wires still connected to his earphones. He was ready to go on. The driver inclined his head and prayed on. The runner left him and jogged off. As he ran, he turned back to see the van growing smaller in the distance, and the man himself barely visible. He looked ahead. The music changed. And he picked up speed to match. The moment had passed. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-39800081200894042362015-05-27T12:16:00.003+05:302015-05-27T12:16:52.197+05:30Moving on<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Even though she had known her husband of 52 years was slipping away before her eyes, she still couldn't accept he was gone. The bangles jammed on her wrist as she tried to slip them off. She wanted to ask his advice to plan his funeral. Who should she invite? Should they have someone sing his favourite Rabindra sangeet at the ceremony? The young nephews had arrived to take charge. She had called them at the crack of dawn when she raised her head from the hospital bed, where she had fallen asleep next to his long, frail frame. She knew she was alone before she even looked at him. She was just glad she hadn't put him in the ICU, where he would have been alone before her.<br />
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Now, a year later, people marvel at how well she has moved on, speaking his name affectionately and casually, criticising him and joking about him as always, as if he is present to dismiss her comments with the wave of a bony hand. They visit her with flowers, with food, with offers of help. And she is gracious, welcoming, warm, attentive. They do not notice the low table next to the chair where he always sat. And if they do, they do not realise what it means - the half-empty glass of water and the Economist open to a new page, as if the owner has just stepped away and will be back any minute - ridiculing politicians and complaining about noise pollution. She's alone, they think. But she isn't. Not entirely. And never will be. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-1474722313223260682015-04-01T22:25:00.001+05:302015-04-01T22:25:24.722+05:30Roses all the way<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It was a fast train from Churchgate to Borivali around 6 pm on a weekday. For the uninitiated, or for those not acquainted with the crowd that is India, that means I stood uncomfortably close to a whole bunch of strangers, pretending their armpit wasn't tickling my nose. I could overhear but not see two girls discuss in petulant tones the carelessness of a certain boy. I was just waiting for Bandra, where I hoped the train would unceremoniously dump me onto the platform so that I could breathe free<strike>ly the sickly toilet/gutter smell that dominates most train stations in India</strike>.<br />
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The train pulled into Bandra. A queue of women with their reflexes tensed waited on the coach to collapse onto the platform. Already angry and impatient commuters waited to board the train and clicked in exasperation because some of us tried to get off and land on our own two feet rather than mysteriously apparate off the train. The perpetually surprised-sounding woman of Western Railway was telling us that "The station is your property. Please do not..." but what she did not want us to do was lost in a loud wave of "ey-ey-ey" as a young boy tried to catch the train. My clothes were sticking to me. I crossed the over-bridge toward the exit, gradually becoming aware of something being out of place. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I looked around, wondering what it was that I was sensing before really noticing it.<br />
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And then it hit my nose. Through the sweat and toilet stink, through the gassy fumes and the lingering smoke from burning garbage, a very very mild smell was registering its presence. I couldn't believe that I was smelling....roses. And then I saw a grubby, dishevelled man, pushing along the platform a huge, transparent plastic sack full of rose petals. Under his arm were bunches of long-stemmed roses neatly packed in cylindrical cartons. The roses peeped out at commuters who hurried past. The mild smell hung over the platform even as the man pushed the sack along the platform floor, probably crushing more petals into giving up that soft, sweet fragrance. I inhaled deeply as I walked past him. Then I turned left, emerged into the outside mayhem, and went home, with roses on my mind. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-4360537080378722082014-03-29T06:34:00.000+05:302014-03-29T06:34:59.979+05:30Get me to the church on time<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I had been waiting for this day for months. I had even been talking about it for months, to anyone who <strike>didn't have a choice </strike>would listen. M was getting married! She was the last of my close college friends to get married, but more importantly (because of course everything is/was about me), this was the first time I was attending a church wedding. I had seen church weddings in the movies of course. How grand the churches were. How beautiful and sober the decorations. How the music started as the bride walked in. How everyone gasped and murmured in admiration at her stunning wedding dress. Then the priest said some <strike>stuff </strike>important things and the bride and groom said "I do" so that they could go ahead and kiss. Hallelujah! (I think I'm using the word wrongly here, but it feels right in my head, so it stays.)<br />
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It was also an afternoon/evening wedding <i>followed by </i>dinner - something unheard of. Bengalis always got married late at night when everyone was starting to subtly nod off after a giant meal. So in the early afternoon Nil (another college friend) and I got dressed excitedly at my house, hailed an auto and left. As the auto lurched forward, I thought of the invitation card I'd left on my desk and shrugged. I knew where to go. I'd been talking about it for months.<br />
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You can see where this is going now, can't you?<br />
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We got off at the Sacred Heart, near the General Post Office. As we slipped through the partly open iron gates and began walking up the drive, I got the feeling something was wrong. Shouldn't it feel more <i>festive</i>? We came to the imposing, tall doors of the church itself, and they were closed. <i>Hmmm</i>, thought my inner self, <i>wouldn't her family/sisters be at the door to welcome guests? We aren't that early!</i> Now Nil and I hesitated at the door. I was doubtful, but Nil trusted me. I'd airily told her I knew exactly where to go. So she hung back, willing me to go first. I paused. <i>Maybe I've got the time wrong? What if I push open these giant doors and the ceremony is actually going on? What if these doors open with a squeak and everyone looks at us in the silence? </i><br />
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I took a deep breath and pushed the door. It opened noiselessly. And there, before me, was the entire church hall - polished pews, a beautiful altar at the far end, high ceilings, and not a soul in sight. Till I spotted, in the last row, just next to the door where I stood, a bride with her head bent in prayer, a veil covering her head and, sadly, hiding her face.<br />
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<i>Interesting. Isn't the bride usually </i>the last <i>to arrive</i>? That's what I'd learnt from Hollywood. <i>This is not M, </i>I knew. I closed the door and stepped back into the porch. Nil looked at me. I could tell from her face she was having serious doubts about trusting me with the entire thing.<br />
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"No one's here," I said.<br />
"Well, maybe they are late?" she asked hopefully.<br />
"No, <i>someone </i>would have been here by now to seat the guests."<br />
"Do you think there's another church in here somewhere? It's a big compound after all," she raised a ray of possibility.<br />
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We hurried off - an odd, worried sight in our finery as we wandered past a large field and towards nothing that looked anything like a church. We felt too embarrassed to ask anyone if there was <i>another </i>church beyond the, you know, church.<br />
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I stopped. It was time to come clean. I cleared my throat.<br />
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"Ummm, I think I may have the wrong church."<br />
"Take out the card, let's check."<br />
"Ummm, about that.....it's sitting on my desk at home."<br />
"So, what do we do?"<br />
"I don't know."<br />
"Call Q."<br />
"I won't."<br />
"Come on."<br />
"I won't."<br />
"Come on."<br />
"No," I insisted, not wanting to lose patience with the friend I had let down.<br />
"Why not?"<br />
"What if he isn't invited?"<br />
"Why won't he be?"<br />
"Nil, he's her <i>ex </i>boyfriend. I'm not calling him to check where M is getting married!"<br />
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We stood in silence for a bit. Then...<br />
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"Call M!"<br />
"Huh? She won't have her cellphone on her!"<br />
"Of course she will, it's her wedding. I'm sure lots of people will be calling to wish her."<br />
"But where do you carry a cellphone when you're wearing a wedding dress?"<br />
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Nil finally dealt me the blow I'd been waiting for: "If you'd brought the card, we'd have an RSVP number to call."<br />
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<i>No, Nil. If I'd brought the card we'd know which church to go to.</i><br />
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"Okay, fine, let me try calling M. We have nothing to lose," I admitted. So I dialled, and it rang, and rang, and rang, and...finally, (Hallelujah), M picked up.<br />
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"Anna?" she sounded (suitably) surprised.<br />
"M, where is the wedding? We are at the Sacred..." she cut me off. "It's the Church of Divine Redemption you idiot. It's <i>near </i>Sacred Heart."<br />
"Okay, okay, we're coming. Don't get married till we get there!"<br />
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But she'd already hung up. Must have been busy.<br />
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Well, we scampered as best as we could in our wedding best, and threw ourselves into an auto, hanging out of it pitifully as we asked for directions every 20 metres. <i>Better safe than sorry</i>.<br />
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We reached 5 minutes before the bride. It was a beautiful ceremony. I'm just glad we made it to the church on time. </div>
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J put this on my Facebook wall after I'd shared this post on Facebook as the by product of insomnia. And I didn't want to lose the image, so here it is - for future inspiration. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-34213067470719059022014-01-16T07:35:00.001+05:302014-01-16T07:35:51.390+05:30The Gift<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
He woke up and smiled as he stretched his long legs - they almost hit the bedpost. Not long before he was nearly as tall as Baba. He saw his sister sleeping beside him and remembered it was Bhai Phonta, and it was Sunday. He must ask Ma for an envelope in which he could put the stickers he'd been saving to give her.<br />
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It was starting to get chilly. He shivered as he waited for his water bucket to fill up; his mother insisted on cold water baths, only relenting in December to allow hot water up from the kitchen. Hurrying through his bath he ran down, gulped down the tall glass of milk that sat in an ancient brass tumbler waiting for him. Before his mother could see him, he sneaked out of the house.<br />
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He was only 10, but this was Allahabad in the 1960s, and children were safe to run around on their own. They did know to be careful of the fake sadhus, of course, the ones who dressed like holy men but actually kidnapped little children and sold them as beggars in big cities. He followed the familiar route to his didi's house. The young widow lived a spare life in a spare room at a relative's house. He felt the rumblings of hunger as he reached her lane, knowing the feast that awaited him, and the gift.<br />
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He covered the last few metres with a hop, skip and jump, narrowly missing the drain running parallel to the row of houses. He leapt over the slab that served as a small bridge, and entered, unannounced. The doors were open. They always were back then. Her relatives were huddled around cups of tea. The patriarch was reading the newspaper and had his back to the entrance. He lightly ran up the stairs to her room, his nose filling with the smell of hot, frying luchis.<br />
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She had been up since dawn. Folding up her thin mattress and sheet, she had swept the floor. Now there was a small aashon, or mat, waiting for a skinny little boy to sit on it. For the last few weeks, she had skimped on a potato here, an onion there, while cooking her own meals. Last evening, she'd bought fresh maida for the luchis. And there she sat. Bathed, draped in white, her back straight, the maida dough ready for frying. On a massive brass plate with upturned edges sat various bhajas - deep-fried potatoes, deep-fried onions, a dollop of mango chutney, and a growing pile of luchis. She heard the footsteps and turned with a smile. She knew it was him; no one else came to her door.<br />
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He smiled, and held out the flowers he had picked along the way from the park. She placed them in front of her frowning gods. He knew the drill and sat down on the aashon. She reached for the small silver dish with incense and some sandalwood paste. She dipped her ring finger in the paste and held it to his forehead, mumbling the lines about immortality. Done three times, the ritual was over, and he just had to touch her feet in thanks for all the worlds she had just wished him. He sat back more easily, waiting for the next bit.<br />
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She turned to her little stove, the blue flame sprang to life and she got to work, smoothly rolling out the luchis, small white moons that slithered into the oil and puffed up immediately in indignation. The pile on his plate grew. The ones that failed to puff up were rejected, landing on a tiny plate instead, which was her share for later. It was a treat for her, too. Right now he was the bhai, the king. It was his day.<br />
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He looked around at the room as she cooked, taking in the bare shelves with a few religious books on them. Kali glared at him from a giant calendar where the dates formed just one-tenth of the whole page. He quickly looked away. A small trunk had all her clothes. No cupboard. This woman had no jewellery, nothing that needed to be locked away.<br />
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When she had fried enough luchis to keep a healthy young boy busy for a while, she handed the plate to him with a smile, and sat back. He ate fast, talking the whole time. Who he was trading stamps with at school, imitations of school-teachers, things happening at home, arguments in the cricket team. She listened with a smile, drinking in the stories of a busy world packed with characters and the great big outdoors. A life lived outside the house.<br />
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When he was done, he rinsed his hands on to the plate with his glass, and looked up. She knew what he was thinking. He had to go back to get his own sister's <i>phonta </i>as well. Her time with him was up. As he wiped his hands on his shorts, she stood on tip-toe and took the gift off the top-shelf, saved over the last year when she went up to the terrace each evening at dusk.<br />
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They slipped from her hands and cascaded onto the floor in a rainbow of colours. And he gathered them up with delight. As he picked them up with a wide smile, the sunshine caught the colours on the thin paper and created colourful patterns all over the small room. The <i>chaand tara</i>, the <i>dabalia</i>, the <i>dugga</i>, multi-coloured kites that had been cut and landed on the roof and never retrieved. He would take them home and change the string and they would fly like new, carefully preserved as they were. He stacked them neatly, touched her feet once again, and slipped out of the room, until next year. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-40968175272121161392013-11-10T20:26:00.003+05:302013-11-10T20:38:51.704+05:30Out of the brew<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Somehow, much like a cartoon character, I had zombie-like followed a nearly visible spiral of aroma that lassoed my nose and pulled me into the tiny coffee shop lurking in a corner of the massive airport. The hype around this international brand was still dying down, and many customers were curious walk-ins - eager to recreate a memory from a trip abroad, or to just see what the fuss was all about.<br />
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A coffee-drinker for the past 10 years, I stood in queue, a slave to the intoxication stirred into the oxygen of the confined space. Pipes and tubes and spouts frothed and sizzled and gushed all around me. As I expertly sized up the many options on the chalkboard menu, I remembered my humble beginnings.<br />
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Was it in the basement canteen at JNU's School of Languages, where eager Literature post-grad students like me sat and complained about term papers and SFI tyranny over aloo parathas and piping hot coffee? Having grown up in a house where tea and coffee would surely stunt your growth, coffee was an assertion of adulthood. Tea was three rupees, coffee four. The drink gurgled out of a tap attached to a steel canister, and it smelt divine. On cold winter mornings and afternoon it was a hand-warmer, and we preferred to cup the cup rather than use the handle, constantly torn between drinking it hot and drawing out the pleasure.<br />
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Or was it in my years as an eager-beaver editor at a small but memorable publishing house? Twice a day (10 am and 2 pm), Prem Singh would stand in the tiny kitchen of the house that was also our office, making magic and fuelling productivity. Two near overflowing pans bubbled furiously before him - in one the tea leaves turning the liquid into a bitter and toxic beverage that would do unspeakable things to your system. In another, coffee simmered and brewed, darkening as he scooped in more instant coffee powder. He would lavish milk and sugar into both pans as if to offset the acidity these would cause weaker constitutions than ours. And then he would surely and steadily pour the tea and coffee into cups set out on two separate trays.<br />
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Pretending to work at our desks, we could hear the clattering of the empty pans as he set them down, and his footsteps coming closer once he picked up the tray - first he would serve out the tea, while coffee drinkers waited impatiently - unable to quite get started on the morning's or afternoon's work until we had chased that first sip down our eager throats. There would invariable be coffee drops on the outside and the base of the flower-patterned cup from the tray, and it would leave incredibly sticky rings on the desk (or on an unfortunate <strike>unwanted manuscript </strike>coaster). Cups in hand, we would swivel from our desks to debate the charms, in varying order of importance, of the semi-colon, of book covers, or of Johnny Depp. The cups would empty all too soon and, having got sloth/sleep/gossip out of our systems, we would begin our work in earnest.<br />
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I would never drink that coffee today. It's what they sell on Carter Road in tiny plastic cups and it's not really coffee as I now know. My office has a swanky Lavazza machine where I can choose from Espresso, Ristretto, Cappuccino and Latte. And I'm a snob. But let it never be said that I don't remember where I came from.</div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-67743807568374738382013-07-22T22:32:00.002+05:302013-07-22T22:32:36.697+05:30Why I love where I live<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Some time back, this was the topic for a blogger giveaway on <a href="http://sunayanaroy.blogspot.in/2013/07/gift-4.html" target="_blank">Sunayana's blog</a>. I wrote this there as a comment, and since I'm feeling lazy (and at a loss for words), I'm posting it here as well - more to preserve it, really, than to say anything new.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">Why do I love where I live? Well, first of all, where do I live? </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">To answer that I have to think about where I am most alive - and that is without a doubt Delhi. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">Call me a liar - because you know I live in Bombay. But I really "live" in Delhi - it brings out the "me" in me. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">Tattooed across Delhi are markers of my memory. Like height-marks in pencil on a kitchen wall, these chronicle my passage from childhood to adulthood - be it the grounds of India Gate where I learnt to play badminton or the shaded, shady bus-stops where I spent hours waiting to go places in life. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">Most of what I learnt in life and about life I learnt in Delhi. It is where I have learnt to love, to fight, to mourn, to move on, to confess my weaknesses and to celebrate my strengths. Delhi has seen me naked - before I learnt to put on faces to meet the different faces I meet. From a sheltered child to a college-goer on the loose, to a young professional determined to prove herself, to a woman in love - Delhi has seen me at my best and my worst. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">It is base camp for the heights I've climbed, and anchor for the depths I've plumbed - always elastic in letting me go, always firmly pulling me back into a cocoon of familiarity and unconditional love. Growing up relatively nomadic, Delhi was always the home I came back to. And even now, 7 years after I left the city, I have never been away longer than 6 months. I cannot imagine it any other way.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">And even today, 7 years after leaving Delhi, I still say "I'm coming to Delhi" rather than that "I'm going to Delhi." Doesn't that tell you all you need to know?</span></div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-76628386185346234172013-07-20T23:17:00.005+05:302013-07-20T23:17:47.186+05:30Mukammal <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
This song has been playing in my heart for the past several days. Like any one who stitches words together to make meaning of sights and sounds, I was waiting to build an elaborate cocoon around the song for my next blog post. I would use it to talk about the promises I make myself. The ones I don't (or didn't) keep. The plans we build but abandon. The dreams we leave in cold storage. And that's why I didn't post it. Till now. I waited for inspiration.<br />
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But then I heard the song while watching the last hour of the movie today. And I realised I didn't want to wait. And anyway, nothing I write can say it better than Sayeed Quadri himself.<br />
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So here it is - a beautiful song which shines on and illuminates far longer than the more showy and peppy songs of Barfi. "Usey muqammal kar bhi aao, woh jo adhoori si baat baki hai".<br />
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-40226556084059477512013-07-19T15:43:00.001+05:302013-07-19T15:43:50.666+05:30Oh shit!This day, this time, this me will never be again. Will never come back. <div><br></div><div>So?</div><div><br></div><div>I will keep no regrets. I will take those decisions and have those conversations I have been putting off in the light of day but which haunt me in the middle of the night. My fears - are my mind's way of telling me what is important to me. I will respect that. But not be in its thrall. </div><div><br></div><div>I promise. </div>Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-20222251561885059992013-07-08T15:17:00.004+05:302013-07-08T15:17:19.731+05:30Sharing the light<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;">The hawker had an affected, rasping voice. It wandered through the coach, waking the weary women wending their way home on the western line. When they turned their tired heads, they saw his wares - glowing plastic light-bulbs on a key chain. Each flick of a button turned on the light and then changed it to green, blue, yellow, red and more colours. It looked cheap, and at 20 Rupees, it was. No one was impressed. No one was interested. They all looked away, heads hung low in an inertia of exhaustion. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;">And then a gnarled hand with uneven fingernails stuck out to touch, to feel. The hawker promptly detached one ring and handed it to the ancient woman. In a quivery voice that shook as the train rattled, she asked "how much?", in a defeated voice. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;">Even as the hawker intoned the price ("bees rupaye"), she was looking down at the blinking little object. It glowed in many colours, lighting up her leathery fingertips and her weathered nightgown. She clutched her walking stick and a fraying bag in the other hand. Her permanent grimace eased a little as she narrowed her watery eyes to better take in the flashing wonder. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;">He waited. She wanted. They locked eyes in a silent negotiation. The compartment watched. The old lady blinked first. She lowered her eyes and handed the object back - and the hawker reluctantly accepted it. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;">But then another hand shot out - holding two tenners. Green bangles shone on the wrist. A cotton, well-washed salwar kameez stretched on the woman's ample frame. In a quick exchange she handed over the money and took the bulb, passing it on to the old lady sitting opposite her. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: 22.390625px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.390625px;">A gummy smile and a head nod was all she could manage as she grasped her toy. The other woman smiled back, and got off at the next station. The bulb glowed on...green, blue, yellow, red...</span></div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-71271037036982487142013-04-26T14:43:00.002+05:302013-04-26T14:49:11.886+05:30Child Sexual Abuse Awareness Month April 2013 - Courage<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<i>This post is part of<a href="http://csaawarenessmonth.com/" target="_blank"> Child Sexual Awareness Month, April 2013</a>. April is almost over, and I didn't speak till now because I thought my brief memory was nothing in comparison to the horror others have endured. But while casually telling the story the other day, I realised how my mother's response changed my perspective on the entire thing. And that's what I want to share. </i><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">It
was a hot summer afternoon in Delhi. Coolers roared in every house, fighting the
scorching heat. No one stepped out unless necessary. I was 8, and I was walking
home alone from where the school bus had dropped me. No one came to pick me up - my mother was home with my little brother, not wanting to step out with him in the heat. Most of my friends walked home by themselves. Our apartment was part of six blocks, of six floors each, linked with
inter-connected corridors on each floor. So it was easy for me to get off the
bus and walk home through the maze, never hitting the main road. It was safe. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">But
I didn’t <i>feel </i>safe. As I neared the
last stretch, my steps slowed. Even though I gazed down at the stairs I was
climbing, I was looking out for him. He had been waiting for me at the same
place every day, and his eyes would follow me as I walked past. My steps would
quicken and I would pretend to look through him as I walked past him and
hurried the last 100 meters home. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">That
day, he was standing at the top of the stairs – surprising me by waiting at an
earlier spot than usual. There he stood, looking at me, fly gaping open between
his hands. In horror, I took a few seconds too long to look away. I pretended I
could see nothing, that he did not exist. I walked within 10 inches of him,
crossing him on the stairs to go home. I don’t know what he wanted. I didn’t
know if his sick mind had planned beyond that moment. Back then, I didn’t
really <i>know </i>what he could do to me.
But I did know I was scared. I went home. My mother saw my face and asked what was wrong. I started to explain, unsure of the words to use. Unsure of her response. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I don’t remember
what I told her, but she got it right away. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">And
then she went charging out of the house. My little brother stayed home alone - she forgot about him in that minute. “Where was he standing? Show me?
Is he still there?” she demanded, on the warpath. I still remember following meekly
but hurriedly behind her, scared of what she would do if she found him. The man
had disappeared. Ma looked around, scanning the stairs, the corridors
stretching away from us. She stood there for some time. I don’t know what she
would have done if she had seen him. I don’t know if <i>she</i> knew what to do. But the next day she was at the bus stop to
pick me up, shifting my 2-year-old brother from one tired arm to another,
mopping her sweat with the edge of her saree. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Did
I get off easy? Yes. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">But
I will never forget that afternoon. And I think what I remember more than the
fear was the thrill of knowing that my mother, my smiling, friendly, chatty
mother, went out ready to fight on my behalf. That’s when I knew I could tell
her anything and she would listen. She would believe. She would act. And that
gave me courage like nothing else. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><b>Does
<i>your</i> child have that courage? </b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-37489717193188688382013-02-22T17:02:00.001+05:302013-02-22T17:02:26.791+05:30Flames<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The smell of burning wicks and molten candles lingers long after I've trudged uphill, past the small altar with my heavy bag of groceries. Sometimes I see people tiptoeing out, watching the vulnerable flame they've just lit as they slip their shoes back on. They seem lighter, lit, and serene. Is it the handing over of their worries to God?<br />
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It was built in 1891, this altar - by the fast diminishing population of a panic-stricken village fighting the plague. The cross stands tall, the believers crouch low, the candles burn down, and faith runs high even today.<br />
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And I think of other candles. Of incense. Burnt at the altar of faith. Of incense plumes mingling with moon-like <i>batashas </i>as a little girl waits with her palms outstretched. Of birthday cakes and wishes made as candles puff out. Of small flames lit at dinner tables that lovers take home with them in their hearts. Of <i>diyas </i>and tea-lights flickering in a house till it looks like home. Of fire - pure, and unchanged in millennia - holding promises, signifying beginnings and ends.<br />
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-62804741182605331402013-02-19T19:16:00.001+05:302013-02-19T19:17:41.467+05:30Butterfly<br />
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The woman faced away from me. Her long, straight hair lay prettily, gently blowing in the breeze to afford others sneak peeks of her slender back. Her pale skin formed a striking contrast to the peacock blue of her deep-cut blouse. Her silk sari was magenta, veined with blue. <br />
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As she sat there, a young girl - large timid eyes, dry, cracked lips and sun-bleached hair, a nylon sari draped across her malnourished frame - walked up, selling clips and safety pins. <br />
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The woman in magenta picked out a clip, and as she leant forward to pay, her hair fell to one side, revealing on her shoulder blade a beautiful, large, butterfly tattoo. <br />
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The girl gasped. Her eyes remained riveted to the tattoo even as she fumbled for exact change. The tattooed woman smiled - a mix of vanity and shyness. The young girl's expression went from shock to awe to envy. She narrowed her eyes. Then she straightened up, rearranged her face into a confident smile. She shrugged and extended her arm, pointing to a sketchily inked "Krishna" on her skinny forearm, and walked away. Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-67332677755172556742013-02-15T11:43:00.002+05:302013-02-15T11:43:45.574+05:30Across the bars<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The train was slowing down. The surroundings stopped whizzing by, gradually settling to softly roll past. I was already at the door, waiting to nimbly step off as it came to a halt. I was in a hurry. I always am in the mornings. There are trains to catch, taxis to grab, front-seats to aspire to, lifts to reach before the doors close, and emails to check. I looked back at the coach I was leaving. Several women putting away novels, newspapers, earphones, prayer books/beads, and combing their hair before getting to work, before any colleagues spot them with hair all askew. It was a colourful, crowded coach.<br />
<br />
My eyes travelled across the coach to see the others - the ones separated by bars, who sit in the coach for the handicapped. The coach was grey and empty. Almost. As the train gentled, a man uncertainly rose in slow motion from his seat. It took him a moment to steady himself. His feet were of no use. Two crutches came down onto the steel floor, and he stood upright in the aisle. After stabilising for two seconds, he lifted his right crutch, again in slow motion. Cautiously, so as not to lose his balance, he raise his arm so that the crutch rose higher off the ground. Then, lips pursed in concentration, he touched the crutch to the walls of the coach. Missed once. Missed twice. And finally connected with his target. He turned off the whirring fan and lowered his crutch. As the fan came to a halt, the train did too. And he limped off the train and into the masses off to earn a living.<br />
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-85598512364296632472013-02-13T11:09:00.002+05:302013-02-13T11:09:21.994+05:30After the fire<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
She looked at the charred walls of the once pure-white shop, lifting her chiffon saree as she walked over the cinders. She was tall and thin, and she ducked to step out and stare up at the singed sign-board: "A-1 Dry Cleaners", it announced. And below, in bold, self-important letters: "Prop: Kishore Yadav". Just like Kishore to put his name up there when it was she who did all the work. Running her narrow fingers over clothes customers dropped off, checking the pockets, alerting the workers to any rents in the fabric. Writing out receipts. And, smiling at the customers, something Kishore did not believe in. He just sat around, shouting orders, wearing the pristine white clothes he loved. Surrounded by heaps of coloured bundles, he stood out like a <i>neta, </i>wearing white and thinking black thoughts.<br />
<br />
She really should have checked whether Chhotu had turned the iron off before she left for the day. Luckily they kept all the customers' clothes in a tiny store room, and neighbours doused the fire before it reached there. She must remember to thank them. Kishore would raise hell, of course, when he returned from the village. She was his wife - in his eyes someone to boss over and blame. She straightened up - accepting his shouting and even some well-aimed blows was nothing new. She was stronger than that. Deep within, she felt a sneaky thrill - "<i>serves him right for going home for his cousin's engagement when he wouldn't let me go for my own sister's wedding.</i>" Oh how much she had longed to be there for the celebration, the cooking, the songs, the giggling, and to tightly hug her sister good-bye, their tears flowing into each other's hair, staying back a few days to comfort her mother. But Kishore had put his foot down, as he usually did.<br />
<br />
A man cleared his throat and she leapt back into the present. The repair work would cost them a fair bit. And she wanted it done before Kishore returned and yelled about how she had no business being careless with <i>his shop. </i>The man cleared his throat again - he was the civil contractor who would undertake the repair work. "What colour do you want?" he asked, indicating the tattered shade card he'd brought along. "Just white," she said, shrugging and turning aside to let him in to measure the surface area.<br />
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He placed his bag and the shade card on the sooty counter and fumbled for the tape measure. Her eyes fell on the shade card and a delicious, evil idea came to her. She smiled wide and said "Actually, rani pink."</div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-61163465445591914662013-01-24T14:09:00.000+05:302013-01-24T14:09:02.375+05:30Ringu<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">One Sunday morning, as the unsuspecting
Popley Jewellers on the corner of Turner and Waterfield Roads were opening up
for business, a young woman walked in and showed them her middle finger. It
didn’t help that she was wearing a t-shirt with a cartoon Veerappan operating a
Sony “Betascam” camera with the words “Daku-mentary” written below. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Then, as all the cleaners, polishers,
shelf-arrangers, etc. looked on, the woman sheepishly confessed to the
friendly-faced woman at the first counter, “<i>meri ring ungli se utar nahi
rahi hai, aap ring kaat sakte hain?</i>” That’s when Bineesha noticed a
multi-band ring clamped onto a rather swollen (actually, a rapidly-swelling
finger). “<i>Arre,</i> soap <i>dalo, nikal jayega!</i>” she assured. The young
woman glared at her and thought “What do you think I’ve been doing all
morning?!” </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Let’s rewind a few hours, shall we?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Anando woke up at 7 am to find his wife
sitting on the floor, her right arm resting on the bed, the hand soaking in a
large bowl of ice water, which in turn sat on the fattest pillow she had found.
That’s because WikiHow had told her (after a frantic 6 am Google for
“removing+stuck+ring”) that she needed to soak her hand in ice-water while
restricting blood flow to it – that would cause the swelling to subside, the
ice-water would further shrink the finger, and the ring would just sliiiide
off. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Hmpf. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Rewind some more. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">She had already tried soaping it. Failure. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">She then tried slathering on mustard oil.
Failure <i>and</i> a strong smell. (That’s what woke Anando.) <i>No, thank you,
Google Search, page 1 results. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">She then read that she should try inserting
sellotape under the ring, and push the ring back to create a tape-ring of
sorts, and then slide the ring over the tape (which would offer minimal
friction), and voila: ringless hand at your service. <i>Ermmmm, no. Not
working. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">By then her right hand looked like she was
wearing a puppet hand over her real one, or at the very least those foam
fingers sports fans wear on American TV. Her right hand was also rather
confused – should it shrivel up in dry protest at all the soaping, or swell up
in a shiny, unmissable kind of way at all the mustard-oil massaging? <i>Time
for another left-handed Google search. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Of course her husband had slept blissfully
through all the angst. And so when he woke up and suggested several of the same
<i>nuskhas</i>, and even smirked a little, she thought of some violent act of
revenge – something she could perpetrate with just one hand of course, without
disturbing the ice bath. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Picture this girl then. Her hand has
throbbed since last night because she wore a ring that once fit her middle
finger (but obviously no more). She has gone off
to sleep, convincing herself, Scarlett O’Hara–like, that tomorrow is another
day. But tomorrow (today) she has woken up with a definitely swollen hand and a
useless set of Google suggestions. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">So it was that at 10.50 am, when she walked
into Popley Jewellers and gave them the finger, her demand was simple: “Cut off
my ring and give me my freedom.”</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Bineesha swung into action – she escorted
the woman to a tiny washbasin at the entrance to the staff toilet. Then,
pumping huge amounts of soap from the dispenser, she proceeded to soap the poor
hand and work up a rich lather. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Dear reader, you already know how that
works out (not)! The woman protested – just cut it, nothing will work, I know
it. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Industrious (and strangely reluctant
to give up), Bineesha called “<i>Maneeeees, idhar aa</i>.” When the 6-foot
tall, burly shop assistant walked up to the washbasin, she said “<i>Tu ring ko
kheench, main inka haath ulti taraf kheenchti hoon.</i>”</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span lang="EN-GB">Whattay plan</span></i><span lang="EN-GB">,
thought the young woman, and feebly protested, “<i>Arre, yeh mera</i> <b>haath</b> <i>hai</i>.”
Thankfully, Manish was the silent, non-violent type. The woman pulled her
hand back and hid it behind her back, demanding a ring cutter or nothing. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Pramod Babu came up, with a pair of
scissors that cut metal. As he angled the woman’s hand, she noticed two things
– they were far from a light source, and Pramod Babu was in his fifties and
missing his spectacles. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span lang="EN-GB">Eeps. <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">As he short-sightedly held the scissors
close to the ring and looked for an entry point, she suggested meekly (never
offend a man holding scissors <i>and</i> your hand) that they move closer to the
light. By now he had positioned the scissors and was reluctant to move them, so
they moved, like Siamese twins joined at the hand, to stand under the light. Pramod
Babu brought the scissors’ handles together, and snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip (the ring had seven slim bands held together by one clasp). </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="EN-GB">Lighter in mind and body, our young heroine
walked out of the door, resisting the urge to hug Pramod Babu or ask the price
of the diamond ring that winked at her from the counter near the exit. </span></div>
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-86715333028100650822012-12-31T16:05:00.001+05:302012-12-31T16:05:44.939+05:30An education<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My mother held up the bright yellow, hard binder she had bought me to file my college notes. I had just finished school and I was moving back to India to live with my grandmother and go to college. My father was worrying about convincing Delhi University that my class 12 grades from an American school were acceptable so that I could go to Stephen's, my dream college. My mother worried about that too. She wanted for me what I wanted. But more than that, she wanted me to use that yellow binder.<br />
<br />
"Here, hold it this way," she said, positioning it across her chest, clutching it like a shield. "And keep it this way while you are on the bus, especially if it's crowded."<br />
<br />
It had been over 2 decades since she travelled on DTC buses, but she was afraid nothing had changed. She was right. She told me about her weapons - her hair pin, stabbed into a groping hand; her high-heel, slammed into the instep of a foot standing too close; her elbow, thrust into a flabby stomach.<br />
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But she never told me to use my voice as a weapon. Never imagined, that I could raise a hue and cry to get justice. It just wasn't done, unless you <i>wanted</i> to see the men snigger at you, along with the horrible man who was using your body, your <i>presence</i>, for an illicit thrill.<br />
<br />
So I did as she had done. I refused to wear sleeveless shirts those 3 years of college because I didn't want men to stare unabashedly at my armpit as I hung on for balance on a crowded bus. I refused to wear fitting clothes because I didn't want them to undress me with their eyes. I refused to make myself attractive, so that I would not attract attention.<br />
<br />
Did it work? Let's see. There was the man who offered me his seat on a packed bus and then rubbed himself against me as I shrank into myself, and finally, when I could take it no more, smirked as he saw me get off the bus (two stops early). There was the man I caught looking down the neck of my shirt as he stood next to my seat. There were the many many men who whistled, touched, sang, winked, blew kisses. And each time, I asked myself, how could I have prevented it. I berated myself for whirling around in surprise at an unexpected whistle only to see a lewd gesture. I hated myself for missing the top button on my t-shirt when I realised someone could look down my shirt and see more than I wanted to reveal. I scolded myself for looking up, for making eye contact, for not burying my nose in a book, for not feigning sleep, for not stepping away sooner, for everything. I blamed myself.<br />
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I now know that what gets a sick mind excited is not my problem. I will wear what I want. You can mock my sense of style, but you cannot question my judgement. I will choose where I draw the line on my body - what I reveal and what I protect. I will laugh loudly. I will talk to be heard. The older, wiser, sleeveless-wearing me knows that I hadn't asked for it. I never did. I never do. I never will. I ask for respect. I ask for courtesy. I ask for equality. Hell, I demand it. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-16068766963658145022012-12-28T13:04:00.001+05:302012-12-28T13:04:16.959+05:30Awareness<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I had trouble falling asleep last night. Now that rarely happens, and as I tossed and turned, wondering why my eyes would not stay closed, it came to me. I was sad. Deeply sad.<br />
<br />
It's been a fantastic year in so many ways, and as an absolute optimist, it's the good that I've carried with me. I love and am loved, I love my job, I'm learning so much everyday - a whole new world has opened up for me through the kind of facilitation work I'm doing and hope to do more of.<br />
<br />
But when one thing gets you down, suddenly you start counting all the others that are niggling at your sub-conscious, and that's what had happened to me. I've been hearing bits and pieces of bad news through the year. The year began with my best friend coping with loss, far from home. Soon after, another very dear friend moving far far away from India and while we are in touch, I miss having her around. Then I lost someone just as I was starting to get to know them - a relationship I'd had great hopes for. And several people I am very close to, or fond of, or both, are battling change, loss, sadness and despair right now. A city I love is spiralling further into darkness, as are the people there (and elsewhere). I think it's the cumulative weight of all that which was pinning me down last night, refusing to let me escape into deep sleep. I've been pushing it aside in all my self-important busy-ness, but it's stayed with me, sinking deeper and digging its anchor hooks into my being. And somehow it revealed itself to me last night.<br />
<br />
Do I have a point? I guess this post is to record that I told myself last night that it's okay and human to be sad and to just <i>feel</i>. But it's human and <i>essential </i>to also move on. There's just no forcing it. Which is why as soon as this heaviness passes I'm going to post something light. Because there is so much to lighten our hearts, and thank goodness for that.<br />
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Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-91834660720060272162012-08-17T17:30:00.001+05:302012-08-17T17:30:34.346+05:30Word picture<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Bright blue rubber-bands held up the little girl's two pony-tails. She tried to clamber onto the train, her bulging, purple school-bag weighing down her tiny body. "Anna Montana", it said, in curling letters, with a pixelated picture of Hannah Montana. Her mother gave her a gentle push and the school-girl lurched towards an empty seat. She sat down quickly, guarding the space next to her in the few seconds it took for her mother to join her.<br />
<br />
The let-out hem of her blue pinafore ended just on her scruffy knees, and the white socks drooped to expose mosquito-bitten skinny legs. She had stepped in a puddle and her shoes bore the muddy scars that August morning.<br />
<br />
The train emptied closer to the last station, and she left her mother's side to sit at a window. Her mother used the extra space to offload her bag, and drew out a small powder compact - bright pink. She opened it and began dabbing at her face, undoing the harm the muggy weather had done her pretty face.<br />
<br />
Her daughter abandoned people-watching from the window and returned to her mother's side - standing to peer into the mirror. Two identical pairs of eyes stared into a reflection I could not see, and a smile formed on both faces. The mother raised her eyebrows in a question - never leaving the mirror. The girl nodded, still looking into the glass. Her mother dabbed the sponge on the child-soft skin, as the young eyes closed to keep out the powder, the lips pursed out of long observation and imitation.<br />
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The mother stopped dabbing. The little diva looked in the mirror and nodded her approval. The compact snapped shut and went back into the recesses of a sequinned handbag. The train slowed down. And both left the train to carry on with another day. </div>
Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888995.post-30741657027566834502012-05-04T15:39:00.001+05:302012-05-04T15:40:36.925+05:30Chhoti si kahani se<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Thu, 11.16 pm - watch pipe burst in bathroom. <br />
<br />
11.17 pm scamper to gather buckets (2 nos.) to hold gushing water<br />
<br />
11.18 pm - change and empty bucket<br />
<br />
11.19 pm - change and empty bucket<br />
<br />
11.20 pm - phone guard for help<br />
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(rinse, repeat till 11.30 pm, throw in SOS call to plumber-too-far-away-to-help, and decision to not call husband-too-far-away-to-help)<br />
<br />
11.31 pm - get entire building's water source shut off<br />
<br />
11.45 pm till Friday, 6.40 am - dream about water <br />
<br />
6.40 to 6.45 am - whine all about it to suddenly wide-awake husband<br />
6.45 am till 9.45 am (i) plead with plumbers (3 nos.) to come over asap<br />
<br />
(ii) pray that neighbours don't break down my door and yell at me with morning breath <br />
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(iii) join work conference call and sound intelligent<br />
<br />
(iv) pay plumber and resist urge to hug him<br />
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10 am - brush, shower, rush to work<br />
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3.34 pm - breathe, tell the world about it. </div>Thinking Crampshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956076662080144333noreply@blogger.com7